The following is a true conversation that took place between me and the husband early this evening.

Him: 'What are you doing? You''ve been on that computer all day
Me: Voting
Him: Voting for what?
Me: Voting for you
Him: Voting for me? For what?
Me: Ummm...most attrctive man on Hello!'s website
Him: What?
Me: Ummmm you're losing right now
Him: WHAT?
Me: Yup, damn teeny boppers have Orlando Bloom in the lead
Him: (pouting) What the hell he's got that I don't?
Me: Ummmm, a pirate movie? British accent? Take your pick.

He didn't seem to think my response was all that humorous. No doubt the fan club has now been mobilized.